With the engagement party blowout, the inevitable couple’s shower sloshfest, the “let’s choose stationary” and wedding dress fitting happy hours, and the 17-day bachelorette party leading up to the 172 kegger reception at the ranch, Texas residents may want to start stocking up on booze rations now.
And we would expect the tightest security in history, as the Secret Service struggles to keep Dick Cheney unarmed and prevent leaked photos of W. doing Jello shots out of Condi’s navel.
In a statement, the White House confirmed the good news, writing "President and Mrs. Bush are happy to accept the resignation of Jenna Bush.
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